Friday, June 11, 2010

Dirty Boy

Jasmine asks:

What is the best way to ask my husband to wash his privates better than he does? I don't want to insult him, but his thing and crotch hair is often musty and smells like soup. Thanks!

Jasmine, this is the man you married. He should be the one person in the world you can be completely blunt with. If you're worried about how he'll react to a "Sweetie, I love you, but you need to take longer showers," think of how insulted he'll be when you stop--ahem--hanging out down there.

If you want to try a more subtle approach, try showering with him. Lather him up and pay special attention to the parts that need it. When you're done, make sure to mention how much you like it when he's clean and fresh. If you're lucky, that will be all the motivation he needs. 

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